- Unknown

"I have the answer in my head. i just haven’t found it yet"

- Bob Hope

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

- Sir Norman Wisdom

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."

- Unknown

"If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!"

- Thomas Jefferson

"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."

- Unknown

"If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it".

- Tommy Lasorda

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."

- Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

- Oscar Wilde

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

- Anonymous

"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"