- Unknown

"Live everyday like it was your last, and eventually you'll be right."

- Wynn Catlin

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!" till you can find a stick."

- Oscar Wilde

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

- George Bush

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

- Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

- Stephen R. Covey

"Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly."

- Albert Einstein

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits".

- Unknown

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing".

- Josh Billings

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."