- Anonymous

"If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?".

- Shel Silverstein

"Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth".

- Agatha Christie

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them".

- Winnie the Pooh

"Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave".

- Alexander Woollcott

"All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening".

- Unknown

"Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live."

- Rita Mae Brown

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

- Richard Bach

"True love stories never have endings".

- Anonymous

"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

- Anonymous

"A day without sunshine is like... night".