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  Funny Quotes About Women
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''Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.''  By Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)  
 
     
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''Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.''  By Maryon Pearson  
 
     
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''Girls just want to have funds.''  By Adrienne E. Gusoff, US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer  
 
     
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''Her only flair is in her nostrils.''  By Pauline Kael  
 
     
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''The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him.''  By Cher, US actress & singer (1946 - )  
 
     
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''Women should be obscene and not heard.''  By Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)  
 
     
   
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