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''A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.'' By Robert Frost, US poet (1874 - 1963) |
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''Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.'' By Jay Leno, US comedian & television host (1950 - ) |
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''Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.'' By George Carlin, US comedian and actor (1937 - ) |
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''Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.'' By Laura Swenson |
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''Men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say.'' By Unknown |
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''See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.'' By Robin Williams, US actor & comedian (1951 - ) |
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''Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.'' By Unknown |
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''The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.'' By Natalie Wood |
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''To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.'' By Rita Rudner, US comedian |
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