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''Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.'' By Oscar Wilde, Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) |
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''I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.'' By Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) |
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''I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.'' By Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) |
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''In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.'' By Rita Rudner, US comedian |
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''Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.'' By Mae West, US movie actress (1892 - 1980) |
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''Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'' By Ogden Nash, US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971) |
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''My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.'' By Rita Rudner, US comedian |
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''The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.'' By Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) |
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