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  Funny Quotes About Love
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''A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.''  By Josh Billings, US Humorist (1818 - 1885)  
 
     
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''All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.''  By Alexander Woollcott  
 
     
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''Cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both live.''  By Unknown  
 
     
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''Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.''  By Sandra J. Dykes  
 
     
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''Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.''  By Albert Einstein, US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)  
 
     
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''It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.''  By Agatha Christie  
 
     
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''Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.''  By Groucho Marx, 'Duck Soup' 1934, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)  
 
     
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''Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.''  By Winnie the Pooh  
 
     
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''Used to be that my true love brought me chocolate. Now my true love IS chocolate.''  By Unknown  
 
     
   
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