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''How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?'' By Jay Leno, US comedian & television host (1950 - ) |
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''Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.'' By Bill Cosby, US comedian & television actor (1937 - ) |
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''Thank God kids never mean well.'' By Lily Tomlin, US actress & comedienne (1939 - ) |
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''The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.'' By Katharine Whitehorn |
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''The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.'' By Fred Astaire |
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''The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.'' By David Richerby |
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