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''A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.'' By Ogden Nash, US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971) |
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''Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.'' By George Burns, US actor & comedian (1896 - 1996) |
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''Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.'' By Martin Mull, US comedian and actor (1943 - ) |
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''If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.'' By George Bernard Shaw, Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) |
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''The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.'' By Malcolm De Chazal |
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''The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.'' By Calvin Trillin, US columnist (1935 - ) |
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''The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.'' By Bertrand Russell, British author, mathematician, & philosopher (1872 - 1970) |
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