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  Funny Quotes About Education
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''Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate.''  By Tom Clancy, 'The Teeth Of The Tiger' -- page 180  
 
     
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''Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.''  By Quotation by unknown author  
 
     
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''His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.''  By Woody Allen, US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )  
 
     
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''I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.''  By Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)  
 
     
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''If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!.''  By Andy McIntyre  
 
     
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''Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.''  By Thomas H. Huxley, English biologist (1825 - 1895)  
 
     
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''Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of your life.''  By Unknown  
 
     
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''The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parents.''  By G.K. Chesterton  
 
     
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''The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs.''  By Sonjay Anand  
 
     
   
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