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''The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.''  By Jay Leno, US comedian & television host (1950 - )  
 
     
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''When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.''  By Henny Youngman, US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998)  
 
     
   
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