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''A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.'' By Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken, US poet (1874 - 1963) |
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''A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'' By Unknown |
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''As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.'' By Sir Norman Wisdom |
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''Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.'' By Unknown |
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''Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.'' By Christopher Morley, US author & journalist (1890 - 1957) |
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''Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.'' By Unknown |
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''First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.'' By George Burns, US actor & comedian (1896 - 1996) |
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''For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.'' By John Herschel Glenn, Jr. |
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''I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.'' By Pete Rose |
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''Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.'' By Sam Ewing |
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''Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.'' By Robbert Oustin |
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''Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.'' By Bob Hope, US (English-born) actor & comedian (1903 - 2003) |
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''Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.'' By Red Skelton |
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''Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth.'' By Hugh Elliott |
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''The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'' By Robert Orben |
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''The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.'' By Arthur Schopenhauer |
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''Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'' By Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken, US poet (1874 - 1963) |
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''To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.'' By Andre Bernard Buruch |
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''When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.'' By Mark Twain, US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) |
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''You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.'' By Dave Barry, US columnist & humorist (1947 - ) |
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''You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.'' By Unknown |
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